First a monkey got sentenced to rehab. Now a dog is being sentenced to good citizen classes. Yes he is. I swear.
A pit bull named Winston in Chattanooga Tennessee decided he didn't like the way a police car looked and wasn't afraid of the consequences. He attacked the car, biting the bumper and tearing off a section of it and then went to work on the tires.
He went to court where the judge declared him "a very bad dog" and sentenced him to obedience and canine good citizen classes.
And don't think he'll get out of the prison uniform...he has to wear a tag now that declares him to be "potentially dangerous". Ya think?
The owner of the dog won't be penalized if Winston completes his classes successfully. Um, is there a test? I guess they could put him in the yard with another police car and see what happens.
Or maybe they could just hook him up as the new McGruff...
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the world has gone mad, trust me it has, but its funny, lol xxx
How absurd!
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