Tonight my grandson was totally freaked out over a grasshopper which made me think of his mother and how scared of ALL bugs she is....ALL of them.
THAT made me think of the odd things that scare me: birds, real clowns (but not toy clowns...), ventriloquist dummies (and if they are a clown--get out of my way!) and open closet doors in the dark. Irrational? Maybe, but they do scare me.
So how about you? What freaks you out so bad that you turn into a prepubescent bubbling idiot who can't even spit out one coherent sentence??