People are crazy

Saturday our town had their annual Christmas parade. The parade was scheduled to start at 4:00 so we got out there about 2:00. You might think we were the crazy ones for going so early, but by the time 4:00 came around, we were completely blocked in.

About an hour into our wait, people were really getting weird. We saw several almost wrecks and tempers were flaring. Fists were popping out of windows and curse words were in the air. There's nothing like a parade to whip people into a frenzy!


Sitting in our nice, safe spot just off the road, we watched as people tried to jump into traffic after cutting through the parking lot we were in.


Suddenly, a little black...something (I think it was a Neon) came speeding through the lot and bolted into traffic almost hitting a bus that slammed on his brakes to avoid the accident. Tires were squealing, horns were honking and people were screaming. I held my breath.

There was a very heated exchange between the bus driver & the car driver. I could see a fist shaking in the wide front window of the bus, threatening to punch the driver of the car. A head popped out of the window of the car and he began screaming such nice things as "Bring your ass on out of there and I'll show you!" and "Stupid, crazy, mother f****r". I think my jaw was on my chest. If any flies had been buzzing around in the 30° air, they would have had a nice, warm place to land.

Then it was all over. The cars tires peeled out and he was in front of the bus, speeding down the road. The bus started moving again. That's when I saw the back of the bus. And I practically died laughing. I jumped out of my car and snapped a picture for you:

I tried to zoom in for you but all it did was make it blurry....Maybe you can still read it...

Not only were they "insain", they were bad spellers too.

If you're not a Survivor fan, you probably don't want to read this. If you are a Survivor fan, you probably don't either.

Did you watch Survivor last night? OMG I am SO mad!



Wait. If you DIDN'T watch but are going to watch later, you better leave now. Unless you don't mind knowing what happened before you watch it.


Still here? OK, you can't say I didn't warn you.


Both the super-skank Naonka & the whiny-my-body-can't-take-this Purple Kelly quit. Quit. I am appalled.


So many people WANT to play the game and get denied. Then to make it with only 11 days left and just give up is pathetic to me and a slap in the face to those that are willing to go the whole way.


Oh, but it gets worse.


Naonka was on the team that won reward (a movie & all the good movie fixin's: popcorn, nachos, hot dogs, soda & candy) . Jeff asked if anyone was willing to give up their reward so that the camp could have a new tarp & enough rice to last the rest of the game since theirs was burned up after they (stupidly) built their fire right next to their shelter & then left for the day. Naonka wouldn't budge. She insisted that she deserved the reward EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD ALREADY DECIDED TO QUIT AND KNEW THAT SHE WOULD BE EATING THAT NIGHT.


Any decent person would have said sure, I'll give it up since I'll have food later anyway. But no. Not her. So selfish. I told you I couldn't stand her.


Holly ended up giving up her reward so that the camp as a whole would benefit. Good for her. She made me proud.


Then at Tribal Naonka played the race card. Talking about how strong she is and how great it is that an African-American woman made it that far. Just what in the hell does her being black have to do with playing Survivor?? And, excuse me, YOU QUIT.


Then Jeff asked Naonka & Kelly what they thought he should do with their torches. What? Why even ask them? When Osten quit Survivor: Pearl Islands, Jeff didn't ask him what he wanted him to do. He just threw his torch in the fire. That's exactly what he should have done to these two girls. But no, Jeff asked & they said put them out. Well, actually, Naonka showed her intelligence, again, and said Jeff should smuff it out & then Kelly said snuff it out. They didn't deserve that. They don't deserve being there at all.


Which brings me to my other angry moment. WHY do they get to be on the jury? They QUIT. They should have been sent home. Not to Ponderosa to eat and laugh and help decide who gets the million dollars. Home. Out of the game completely. That's what they wanted. That's what they should get....nothing.

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